Lee Edwards, 36, and partner Jenna Crozier, 34, found their Labrador puppy Bonnie playing with a bright pink dildo.
The pair, from Wigan, Greater Manchester, had taken the parcel in for another resident in their road and thought it was safely tucked behind the door.
But they discovered that naughty Bonnie had shredded the packaging to pieces and was playing with the dildo like a dog toy.
A mortified Jenna, a dog groomer, put the offending item in a bag and it was collected by their rather embarrassed neighbour later that day.
She said: "The postman delivered it here and I’d hidden it behind the door and thought nothing of it.
“When I saw what it was I thought it was so funny – of all the parcels she could have got hold of it had to be the most secret thing you could have.
“Bonnie had it in her gob and was walking around with it. She played with it for about an hour.
“It was a pink Ann Summers toy, it wasn’t a huge one just a standard size.
MORTIFIED
“She’s chewed it up. It’s chewable and rubber like a toy. She looked so proud of herself. She came over like ‘are you going to throw it for me?’
“We call her demolition dog.”
Lee, a dog trainer, thought the sex toy was one of his training tools at first.
He said: "I train dogs for a living and we do have toys that are similar.
“Then I thought it might have been Jenna’s and was thinking ‘why has she bought that?’
“It was just lying there on the floor then I saw what had happened to the box.
“I didn’t want to touch it and didn’t want the neighbour to think I’d touched it so I cordoned it off like a crime scene.
It’s embarrassing but you can see the funny side of it.
“It’s embarrassing but you can see the funny side of it.”
Dad-of-two Lee, who has two dogs – seven-month-old Bonnie and her Labrador mum Bojangles – filmed the pooch lying next to the toy wagging her tail and surrounded by pieces of ripped up cardboard.
The hilarious video has been viewed thousands of times on social media.
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Jenna put the toy back in what was left of the box and placed it in a bag.
She said: “The neighbour ended up coming round, I don’t know her but I’d say she’s in her late forties. I apologised and told her the dog had got hold of it.
“She gave us a look. She knew what it was and then she ran off to her car.
“I’ve not seen her since. I don’t want to, I feel awful.”
Lee added: “I have put a big sign on the door now saying we won’t accept parcels anymore because this is what will happen with our dog.”
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