Swearing usually splits people into two camps.
There are those who enjoy the f word and use it in everyday conversation, and those who stick to saying f*** in bed and otherwise never utter it.
However, both parties will agree that there are certain instances where swearing just doesn’t seem appropriate. For instance, at work (though some research suggests it helps colleagues bond), in front of children or, as one bride and groom recently found out, in wedding invitations.
The couple decided to go with an unusual choice of words when inviting guests to attend their big day, with a grand total of 14 f***s, and two s**** thrown in for good measure.
‘Hey f*** face,’ the invite reads.
‘As you know, we got f***ing engaged and now we’ve got to plan a motherf***ing wedding. You’re so f***ing amazing, you made the cut!
‘So… are you f***ing coming?’
Invitees were given three options to choose from: ‘F*** yes’, ‘F*** no’ or ‘F*** you’.
Additionally, guests were told to leave their kids or ‘little s****’ at home, because the wedding couple want to ‘get f*****’.
The dress code for the event is smart casual. In fact, people are welcome to wear ‘what the f*** they like’ or go ‘butt f***ing naked’, if they so wish.
Even the time of the event was given an expletive, as the bride and groom expressed guests should ‘f*** off’ by 11.30pm.
A photo of the invite was posted in a wedding shaming group on Facebook, and it didn’t go down well.
One woman said it was ‘super trashy’, while another said she hated the invite and it gave her ‘secondhand embarrassment’.
Others claimed the couple were ‘trying too hard to be funny’ and ‘edgy’, and that it merely ‘comes off as very unclassy’.
‘Does no one take marriage or wedding ceremonies seriously any more?,’ wrote someone.
‘I’m no bridezilla and I’m being easy going but this is tasteless, classless and stupid.’
However, not everyone took the swearing to heart and some even appreciated the wording.
‘I love this,’ said one.
‘I wouldn’t use it but it’s brilliant. My sister would use this though.’
We’re pretty certain that the couple don’t give a f*** either way.
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