Geordie Shore veteran Vicky Pattison, 31, has admitted she no longer parties the way she used to in a hilarious Instagram post.
The self-confessed ex-party-animal shared two snaps of herself at the TV Choice Awards, which took place on Monday 9 September, to show her 4.4million followers how she started and ended her evening.
The first photo shows Vicky beginning her night dressed in a black-tailored trouser suit while posing on the red carpet.
And the second image shows Vicky tucked up in bed in a stripped jumper while holding a cheesecake in one hand and a fork in the other as she smiles at the camera.
In the caption, Vicky asked her followers: “Did anyone else hit 30 and everything just changed?!”
She then added: “I don’t even have any of the factors that I assumed would make me want to change- I’m not married and don’t have a husband but despite that something has just clicked and I am literally the most anti social and boring cow in the world.”
Vicky explained she “used to live for the nights that wouldn’t end” and typically, after an awards ceremony, she’d be going to an “after party on to a club and then some”.
The stunning brunette then confessed: “Now I’ve got full on Cinderella syndrome and if I’m not tucked up into bed my 12 with a camomile tea and a (whole) piece of cheesecake I will suffer the emotional equivalent of an exploding pumpkin.”
She added: “10 years ago this situation would have disgusted me- I would have laughed in your face if you’d try to tell me I’d be anything other than the last man standing. But now, quite frankly I like my bed, my fella, Doritos and dips, watching boxsets (I’ve simultaneously started the bodyguard and workin’ moms so I’ve got a lot on my plate right now) and I’m actually really ok with that…”
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Speaking about reaching a new phase in her life, Vicky said: “I’m rolling with the punches, accepting the stage I’m realising that I don’t think there’s anything more attractive than a person who just unapologetically embraces the chapter they’re in.”
She then plucked up the courage to say: “Soooooo, baring that in mind, here goes… I’m Vicky Pattison, I’m 31- if I have more than 4 drinks I need 3 days to recover (seriously its like I’ve had minor surgery), my favourite item of clothing is my Harry Potter pj’s from @primark, I prefer mornings to nights (I just get more done), autumn is my fave season (controversial I know but I’m sick of sweating my tits off), I consider drinking wine in the bath and then eating cheese and watching telly with @ercan_ram a bloody good night.”
Vicky then joked that she was glad to get home and in her comfy clothes after the ceremony and said: “The feeling I had when I came home lastnight and took off the infrastructure of tit tape that was required to keep me in this suit it was the most satisfying feeling I’ve had in the last 10 years. *drops mic and heads off in search of cheesecake like a foraging raccoon*.” [sic]
She ended her funny post by thanking those who had helped her to get ready for the TV Choice Awards and said: “You guys really had your work cut out for you after what I put my body through this weekend and it in so appreciated”.
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This comes after Vicky sparked rumours she was engaged to boyfriend Ercan Ramadan after she shared a photo of herself and Ercan smiling and holding one another as they raised a glass.
Vicky left her engagement finger out of view in the photo by tucking her hand between her legs.
However, it was the caption which put fans into a frenzy, which read: “Tonight has been one of the best nights of my life… THANKYOU for making me the happiest girl in the world.”
Vicky and Ercan have recently moved in together, after splitting from her fiancé John Noble in November 2018.
Sharing a photo to celebrate their first evening in their home together, Vicky posted a Boomerang of the pair clinking glasses and wrote in the caption: “Cheers to our first meal in our new home.”
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