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The trailer for the Elton John biopic Rocketman is out, and on one hand, it looks a lot gayer than Bohemian Rhapsody. Although, that’s not hard to do since Bohemian Rhapsody was about as gay as hot coffee. But on the other hand, my b-hole frowned while watching Taron Egerton exchange buttfuckme eyes with Richard Madden, because Tom Hardy was the original choice for Elton. So we could’ve gotten shots of Tom Hardy and Richard Madden bumping nipples. Excuse me while I try to catch my culo, because it fell off while imagining that  – Lainey Gossip

So what I’m taking from this is that Eminem is wondering who at Netflix he has to blow for them to not cancel The Punisher – Pajiba

Jussie Smollett is out on $100,000 bail (yes, $100,000) after being charged with faking a police report – Towleroad

It’s also been reported that Jussie Smollett bought molly from one of the brothers. And I bet his ass paid with a check like he allegedly paid for that staged hate crime with a check – The Blast

Selena Gomez is giving me June beetle glamour with her eyelids – Hollywood Tuna

And Christina Hendricks is giving me opulent and glamourfied Ms. Frizzle – Popoholic

Good news for Candy Spelling, she may have to write an $8,500 check instead of a (insert the crazy amount that Tori Spelling currently pays for rent) check to cover her broke daughter’s rent – Celebitchy

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